Bulletproof Bracelets

Ian McKellen to be Gandalf in the Hobbit

2011-01-11T12:54:00.000-08:00

I'm a geek and this news makes me very happy.

I'm Scared of Diane Kruger's Bathing Suit

2011-01-11T12:16:00.000-08:00

Odd Pairing of the Week ~ Chloe Sevigny and Pauly D (Jersey Shore)

2011-01-06T15:14:00.000-08:00

These Jersey Shore jokers sure get around..... like herpes!

Wishing You All a Very Merry Christmas

2010-12-19T10:21:00.000-08:00

I'll be back to posting in the New Year, I wish for you all a happy and very Merry Christmas. xoxoxo

I Have No Words

2010-11-22T11:02:00.000-08:00

Which One is Wearing More Make Up?

2010-11-22T10:53:00.000-08:00

I Just Threw Up In My Mouth ~ Bristol Palin PSA

2010-11-17T13:02:00.001-08:00

Sorry, not the most pleasant title but really.... this is brutal.

Angelina Is Finally Covering Those Veins

2010-11-11T20:51:00.000-08:00

Conan's Back!

2010-11-09T15:35:00.001-08:00

And he's rockin' it.

Best Thing I Saw All Week

2010-11-07T13:15:00.000-08:00

Uh Oh.

2010-11-07T12:56:00.000-08:00

I really didn't believe the Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi Moore rumors until I saw this picture.

Idiotic Quote of the Week ~ Pink

2010-11-03T18:56:00.001-07:00

“I think parents need to beat the crap outta their kids… I think the whole spanking thing and how it’s gotten all PC is for the birds. My dad put me through a wall; it’s the only reason I’m still alive. I deserved it. I would have kicked me out when I was eight… I was not comfortable with authority or rules. I was bad.”

Odd Pairing of the Week ~ Robert Downey Jr & The Situation

2010-11-03T11:22:00.000-07:00

Snooki Queen of the Pickle?

2010-10-31T19:37:00.000-07:00

Happy Halloween!

Team Mondo!

2010-10-25T08:14:00.001-07:00

I've been catching up on the latest season of Project Runway.

The boys and I have fallen in love with Mondo, we've even started doing impressions of him around the house. He's adorable and incredibly talented.

Here's the Situation ~ This Makes Me So Sad...

2010-10-25T07:13:00.000-07:00

for all of the writers I know who have yet to get published.

In Really Weird News: Randy Quaid Seeks Refugee Status in Canada

2010-10-24T11:28:00.000-07:00

Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have truly gone round the bend. They were arrested in Canada on outstanding warrants and now they're applying for refugee status under the grounds of "their lives being in danger from "Star Whackers".

Evi Quaid said friends such as actors David Carradine and Heath Ledger were "murdered" under mysterious circumstances and she's worried something will happen to her husband.

"We feel our lives are in danger, Randy has known eight close friends murdered in odd, strange manners ... We feel that we're next."

This will be an interesting story to watch unfold.

The Bush Twins Do Halloween

2010-10-23T08:52:00.000-07:00

Another reason I loathe George W. Bush: He didn't take his daughters with him when he left for Crawford Texas.

Kim Kardashian Turns 30... AGAIN!

2010-10-23T07:26:00.000-07:00

Okay we get it, you're 30. Now go away!

Caption This Picture

2010-10-21T06:59:00.001-07:00

Vatican Newspaper Deems Homer Simpson "A Real Catholic"

2010-10-18T08:58:00.000-07:00

The Vatican Newspaper; L'Osservatore Romano states: "Few people know it, and he does everything he can to hide it, but it is true: Homer J Simpson is a Catholic,"

It is not the first time that the Vatican newspaper has praised The Simpsons. Last December, as the television series celebrated its 20th anniversary, the paper said that "the relationship between man and God" is one of its most important themes and that it often mirrored the "religious and spiritual confusion of our times".

Courtesy of telegraph.co.uk

The Complete Series of Married.... with Children on Dvd

2010-10-14T07:16:00.001-07:00

The perfect Christmas gift idea for the dunderhead in your life.

Odd Pairing of the Week ~ Martha Stewart & Johnny Knoxville Edition

2010-10-13T11:43:00.000-07:00

David Arquette Drops a call to Howard Stern

2010-10-12T10:29:00.000-07:00

This I didn't expect. David Arquette being extremely candid about his separation from Courteney Cox on The Howard Stern Show this morning.

Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman Split

2010-10-12T09:46:00.000-07:00

Holy Moly! What is going on out there? Another celebrity couple having allegedly called it quits.

Napoleon Dynamite ~ The Cartoon!

2010-10-12T09:24:00.000-07:00

It's official: "Napoleon Dynamite" is coming to TV.

Fox is giving a series order to a project based on the indie hit, one of two new teen-friendly animated projects greenlighted by the network.

Fox has picked up six episodes of the show, with the original cast on board as voice talent -- including Jon Heder as the title character. The network also ordered seven episodes of another show, "Allen Gregory," from "Superbad" star Jonah Hill and "Yes Man" scribes Andrew Mogel and Jarrad Paul.

"Gregory" is about the world’s most celebrated seven-year-old embarking on the greatest challenge of his life: attending elementary school with regular kids.

With "Dynamite," the comedy follows the misadventures of an awkward high school teenager and his quirky friends as they struggle to navigate life in rural Idaho.

Both projects are produced by 20th Century Fox TV, with Chernin Entertainment also producing "Gregory." Jared Hess, Jerusha Hess, and "Simpsons" veteran Mike Scully are writing and executive producing "Dynamite." Peter Chernin and Katherine Pope added as executive producers on "Gregory."

Written by: James Hibberd

Via: The Hollywood Reporter

I can't wait for this!

Shauna Sands Stole My Visiting the Pumpkin Patch Outfit

2010-10-11T19:46:00.000-07:00

Another One Bites the Dust ~ Courteney Cox & David Arquette Edition

2010-10-11T19:30:00.000-07:00

TMZ is reporting the couple have been separated for months. I usually wait until a split is confirmed by the couple themselves in some way but I'm thinking there will be a statement by morning.

Kim Kardashian Stole My Bowling Outfit

2010-10-11T11:15:00.000-07:00

Another One Bites the Dust ~ Laura Dern & Ben Harper

2010-10-10T11:27:00.000-07:00

This break-up makes me a tad sad.

Grover Does Old Spice

2010-10-09T10:48:00.001-07:00

Jimmy Fallon & Mario Batali

2010-10-08T07:02:00.000-07:00

Last night I posted a pic of two of my favourite guys together and this morning I see this pic of my two least favourite guys together.

Oh, the internets... they so funny.

Pee Wee & Regis!

2010-10-07T23:24:00.000-07:00

I love this picture, two of my faves together!

It's That Time of Year Again....

2010-10-07T07:09:00.001-07:00

when celebrities and pseudo celebrities get dressed up and photographed for Halloween! Aren't we lucky? Today, we get to see Rachael Ray and her creepy crazy-ass husband as Roger & Jessica Rabbit.

Oy vey.

I Love Tim Gunn More Than Ever!

2010-10-06T06:52:00.000-07:00

Madonna Not Happy About 'Untouched' Photos

2010-10-06T06:35:00.000-07:00

These shots were taken for a Dolce & Gabbana ad campaign. I'm assuming someone on the shoot leaked them and I can understand why she'd be pissed.

Just because they make my day doesn't mean they make hers.

It's the 20th Anniversary of Beverly Hills 90210!

2010-10-04T16:48:00.000-07:00

Beverly Hills 90210 premiered on FOX 20 years ago today. I so loved to hate this show.

Coco In Paradise

2010-10-04T16:43:00.000-07:00

You gotta wonder why Coco even bothers wearing a suit.

Joey Ramone Street Sign Most Stolen in NYC

2010-10-03T17:03:00.000-07:00

The street sign dedicated to former Ramones lead singer Joey Ramone is the most stolen sign in New York City, according to civic officials.

The sign, which reads Joey Ramone Place, has been stolen four times since it was installed in 2003, the city's transportation department says.

To keep thieves at bay, it was recently raised 2.4 metres, putting it about six metres above street level.

Most similar signs are three to four metres up.

Former Ramones drummer Marky Ramone told the New York Post newspaper he worries that the tribute sign will be too high for some fans to see.

"Maybe they should find a better way to attach it," he suggested. "Now you have to be an NBA player to see it."

Joey Ramone Place is located at the corner of Bowery and East Second Street in Manhattan, near the deceased punk icon's New York home and the now-defunct rock club CBGB.

Seth Solomonow from the city transportation department said signs for Broadway, Wall Street and Love Lane have also been frequently stolen.

New York City has about 250,900 street signs.

Courtesy of cbc.ca

Idiotic Quote of the Week ~ Tori Spelling

2010-09-28T19:33:00.000-07:00

"I hate water! I'm never thirsty actually. I don't drink water and I don't sweat."

Sesame Street Does True Blood

2010-09-27T11:34:00.000-07:00

I'm a big Sesame Street fan and I like True Blood. In my opinion, this is taking the whole 'staying current' thing way too far. I can't imagine Jim Henson approving, I know I don't.

It's well done though which is no surprise. I just wish kids today could experience a bit more of the Sesame Street that we were able to enjoy.

Seriously Lenny?

2010-09-26T16:44:00.000-07:00

Missing Conan? I Know I Am

2010-09-24T09:41:00.000-07:00

Cameron Crowe & Nancy Wilson Divorcing After 24 Years

2010-09-23T18:02:00.000-07:00

Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman Again

2010-09-23T07:58:00.000-07:00

I've Seen a lot of Ridiculous Pictures of These Two....

2010-09-22T17:42:00.000-07:00

but this one has to be the worst.

Is This Really Happening? It Seems Bizarre To Me

2010-09-22T17:21:00.000-07:00

Marky Ramone's Brooklyn's Own Pasta Sauce!

2010-09-17T09:40:00.001-07:00

This is fabulous!

Odd Pairing of the Week ~ Gabourey Sidibe & Caroline Manzo (rhonj)

2010-09-16T11:41:00.000-07:00

Boardwalk Empire

2010-09-16T11:18:00.000-07:00

Boardwalk Empire starts this Sunday night on HBO.

I'm a sucker for a miniseries but a Martin Scorsese miniseries? Yes please!

70 Isn't What It Used To Be

2010-09-15T12:44:00.001-07:00

Tina Turner is 70.

Kathy Griffin As Oprah on Kimmel

2010-09-15T11:03:00.000-07:00

The first 2 minutes of this clip cracked me up.

Guess Who #45

2010-09-15T10:50:00.001-07:00

I love Tim Gunn

2010-09-14T20:05:00.000-07:00

And when I say I love Tim Gunn, I really mean it. I'd love to have dinner with him and shop with him. I'd even listen to his constructive criticism all day long! (okay maybe that's pushing it) He's the one person who's been made famous by a reality show who really deserves it.

This quote of his referring to The Real Housewives of New Jersey cracked me up today.

'We've gone back to the Colosseum where we watch people rip each other limb to limb. I want a DNA test—how far are these women from wild animals? What do they take from this behavior? My advice is to take the high road. You'll never regret it. I've been pushed, but I discipline myself and an hour later I'm so grateful."

Shannen Doherty Writes an Advice Book

2010-09-14T19:24:00.000-07:00

Shannen Doherty's new book: Badass: A Hard-Earned Guide To Living Life With Style And (The Right) Attitude will be released in November.

She apparently gives tips on how to live a badass lifestyle. Oh My! I'm going to get me some of that.

Oprah Is Taking Her Audience To Australia

2010-09-14T08:54:00.000-07:00

After lots of yelling, screaming and tears Oprah revealed on her Final Season's Premiere that she's taking her entire audience to Australia for a week. With John Travolta as the pilot no less.

Too bad the taxpayers of Australia will be footing a 3 million dollar bill for the trip. Ouch.

Joaquin Phoenix Returning to Letterman on Sept 22nd

2010-09-14T08:22:00.000-07:00

Who can forget Joaquin Phoenix's infamous visit to the Letterman show.

We'll just have to wait and see which one of his personalities show up on the 22nd.

Here's a little reminder of his last appearance.

Bob Marley's Family Loses Case Over Hit Records

2010-09-13T23:44:00.000-07:00

Sad but oh so typical.

Bob Marley's family lost a lawsuit seeking the copyrights to several of the late Jamaican reggae singer's best-known recordings.

Friday night's ruling is a defeat for Marley's widow Rita and nine children who had sought to recover millions of dollars in damages over UMG's effort to "exploit" what they called "the quintessential Bob Marley sound recordings."

L. Peter Parcher and Peter Shukat, who are lawyers for the family, did not immediately return calls seeking comment. UMG spokesman Peter LoFrumento said the company is pleased with Cote's ruling.

Marley's family accused UMG of intentionally withholding royalties from their company Fifty-Six Hope Road Music Ltd, and ignoring a 1995 agreement assigning them rights under the original recording agreements, court papers show.

It also accused UMG of failing as required to consult with them on key licensing decisions, including the use of Marley's music as "ringtones" on AT&T, Sprint and T-Mobile phones, the papers show.

But Cote concluded that Marley's recordings were "works made for hire" as defined under U.S. copyright law, entitling UMG to be designated the owner of those recordings, for both the initial 28-year copyright terms and for renewals.

"Each of the agreements provided that the sound recordings were the 'absolute property' of Island," Cote wrote. "Whether Marley would have recorded his music even if he had not entered the recording agreements with Island is beside the point."

Via Jonathan Stempel in New York

Idiotic Quote of the Week

2010-09-13T23:28:00.000-07:00

“I want another child and I’m not afraid to die to have one!”

Michelle Duggar

I wonder what her 19 children think of that statement.

I'm Addicted to Q

2010-09-12T16:52:00.000-07:00

When I'm working from home there really isn't anything I'd rather listen to than Q. Real Time with Bill Maher is a close second.

My work isn't steady so I store up Q podcasts like a greedy little squirrel and save them for the next time I get to do my piece work (for a extremely talented local designer)

So a big thank you to Jian Ghomeshi and everyone behind Q.
Jian, you are officially forgiven for Moxy Früvous.

P.S. Q Podcasts can be found on iTunes

Sean Penn in Drag?

2010-09-07T21:50:00.000-07:00

Some men look good in drag. Sean Penn is not one of these men.

Betty White the Comic Book

2010-09-07T17:52:00.000-07:00

Betty White is hip and if you had any doubt she's even getting her own comic book!

More details here:

Snooki Don't Need No Reusable Bag

2010-09-05T22:45:00.000-07:00

Twitter Killed My Blog

2010-09-05T15:40:00.000-07:00

It's been so long since I've posted, I hardly remember how to. Blogger looks so different I hope I can find my way around.

I'm always in awe of people who are able to keep their blogs going for a few years without a lull. My hat's off to them.

I'm hoping there are a few of my readers left to bear with me as I try to resurrect Bulletproof Bracelets.

Jennifer Aniston Still Trying Desperately To Be Sexy

2010-03-10T18:55:00.000-08:00

I'm sure a lot of people find her so but I don't, not at all.

RIP Corey Haim

2010-03-10T13:32:00.000-08:00

While I'm not terribly surprised by this news I am saddened by it.

My Tweets During The Oscars

2010-03-08T16:39:00.000-08:00

This might not make a whole lot of sense but here goes:

Barbra Streisand doesn't have to dress up for anyone.

Wishing Carey Mulligan wins but I don't think it's in the cards.

I could really do without the Oprah.

Jeff Bridges said "Groovy" I love it.

Woody Harrelson is wearing a tux made out of hemp.

Yup, Clooney's wasted.

The audience looks as bored as we feel.

Aniston's sloppy seconds are presenting together.

Patrick Swayze was first it's just we couldn't see him because the camera was panned out so far.

Did I miss Farrah Fawcett & Bea Arthur?

RT @aimeemann officially have come to the end of needing to hear Morgan Freeman narrate anything ever again.

RT @poppedculture they mixed up a tribute to horrors with a tribute to thrillers

I spy Jenny Aniston pre-nosejob in The Leprachaun!

Chewing gum is okay, chewing it with your mouth open is not.

This is who they get to step in for Heath Ledger? Wrong.

Oh Robin - give it a rest.

RT @nowtoronto Queen Latifah introduces a clip reel of lifetime awards. And Lauren Bacall's entire career is reduced to a single film clip. Wrong.

I love how they zoom in on anyone they think is going to cry.

First Kanye moment. Ouch!

80's icons don't like to wash their hair.

I could have made a way better John Hughes montage than that one.

My husband does the best Penelope Cruz impersonation.

I do love the little lamps.

Does Cameron Diaz have to present at every Oscars?

Sandra Bullock was great in The Blind Side but it isn't Oscar worthy. Sorry.

Bber Bingo. New favourite word.

Admit it, you half expect Miley Cyrus to start picking her nose.

Kathy Ireland and Sherri Shepherd really shouldn't be given jobs where speaking is required.

The fact that Sherri Shepherd gets a paycheck makes me feel like crying.

Kate Winslet looks gorgeous.

Could we please raise some money for some elucution lessons for Miley Cyrus.

Why can't Keanu ever shave?!

What are on Charlize Theron's boobs?

Courtney Love Scarier Than Usual

2010-03-01T07:44:00.000-08:00

I seriously don't know what to say about this picture.
How this women continues to function really amazes me.

For your own sanity, don't click to enlarge.

I Don't Even Want to Know What's Going on with Michael Kors' Belly Button

2010-02-27T16:17:00.000-08:00

But WTF?

Hilary Duff Gets Engaged...

2010-02-25T11:06:00.001-08:00

isn't that sweet? Right in from of an open window while the paps watch.
And people say romance is dead.

Guess Who

2010-02-24T23:14:00.000-08:00

Conan's Tonight Show Two Weeks Later

2010-02-06T19:14:00.001-08:00

Via TVTattle

Lady Gaga ~ Blah Blah

2010-02-04T08:03:00.000-08:00

I know this picture of Lady Gaga at The Grammy's has been everywhere this week but seriously. Look at the poor guy sitting behind her and 10 rows back for that matter.

Call me old fashioned or a fuddy duddy but if you want to wear a headdress like this, you can sit in the back row!

Jennifer Lopez ~ badunkadunk!

2010-02-03T19:19:00.000-08:00

This picture has got to be photoshopped.
Has anyone seen an ass like this in real life?
I'm finding it oddly fascinating.

This Year's Oscars Nominations Are:

2010-02-02T09:38:00.000-08:00

Actor in a Leading Role

Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart”
George Clooney in “Up in the Air”
Colin Firth in “A Single Man”
Morgan Freeman in “Invictus”
Jeremy Renner in “The Hurt Locker”

Actor in a Supporting Role

Matt Damon in “Invictus”
Woody Harrelson in “The Messenger”
Christopher Plummer in “The Last Station”
Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones”
Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds”

Actress in a Leading Role

Sandra Bullock in “The Blind Side”
Helen Mirren in “The Last Station”
Carey Mulligan in “An Education”
Gabourey Sidibe in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
Meryl Streep in “Julie & Julia”

Actress in a Supporting Role

Penélope Cruz in “Nine”
Vera Farmiga in “Up in the Air”
Maggie Gyllenhaal in “Crazy Heart”
Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air”
Mo’Nique in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”

Animated Feature Film

“Coraline” Henry Selick
“Fantastic Mr. Fox” Wes Anderson
“The Princess and the Frog” John Musker and Ron Clements
“The Secret of Kells” Tomm Moore
“Up” Pete Docter

Art Direction

“Avatar” Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg; Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair
“The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” Art Direction: Dave Warren and Anastasia Masaro; Set Decoration: Caroline Smith
“Nine” Art Direction: John Myhre; Set Decoration: Gordon Sim
“Sherlock Holmes” Art Direction: Sarah Greenwood; Set Decoration: Katie Spencer
“The Young Victoria” Art Direction: Patrice Vermette; Set Decoration: Maggie Gray

Cinematography

“Avatar” Mauro Fiore
“Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” Bruno Delbonnel
“The Hurt Locker” Barry Ackroyd
“Inglourious Basterds” Robert Richardson
“The White Ribbon” Christian Berger

Directing

“Avatar” James Cameron
“The Hurt Locker” Kathryn Bigelow
“Inglourious Basterds” Quentin Tarantino
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Lee Daniels
“Up in the Air” Jason Reitman

Best Picture

“Avatar” James Cameron and Jon Landau, Producers
“The Blind Side” Nominees to be determined
“District 9” Peter Jackson and Carolynne Cunningham, Producers
“An Education” Finola Dwyer and Amanda Posey, Producers
“The Hurt Locker” Nominees to be determined
“Inglourious Basterds” Lawrence Bender, Producer
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” Lee Daniels, Sarah Siegel-Magness and Gary Magness, Producers
“A Serious Man” Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, Producers
“Up” Jonas Rivera, Producer
“Up in the Air” Daniel Dubiecki, Ivan Reitman and Jason Reitman, Producers

Full list here

Joaquin Phoenix - It's Amazing What a Razor Can Do

2010-02-02T07:53:00.000-08:00

Poor Rip Torn

2010-02-01T13:44:00.000-08:00

I saw this picture of Rip Torn this morning and it broke my heart.
Rip was arrested while trying to break into a bank with a loaded gun this weekend.
I'm assuming he was pretty intoxicated while doing so.

I'm a huge fan of The Larry Sanders Show and "Arty" was by far my favourite character. I really hope Rip gets the help he needs and they don't put him in jail and throw away the key.

How Cool is Peter Dinklage?

2010-01-29T22:57:00.000-08:00

I love this guy.

I Have No Words

2010-01-26T21:49:00.001-08:00

Gary Coleman's Mugshot

2010-01-25T11:32:00.000-08:00

I dare you to stare at this picture for 20 seconds straight.

Mo'Nique Likes 'em Hairy

2010-01-25T10:52:00.000-08:00

I know I don't shave my legs every day but this is ridiculous!

Goodbye Conan

2010-01-23T22:04:00.000-08:00

Conan went out like the class act that he is. I admit, I shed a few tears.
Here's how the show ended.

I loved how Conan ripped on the guitar.

Here are a few images that caught my eye during the brouhaha.
Conan's fans sure are creative.

and finally...

David Letterman Weighs In

2010-01-12T19:17:00.001-08:00

A Statement from Conan

2010-01-12T13:11:00.001-08:00

People of Earth:

In the last few days, I've been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I've been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I've been absurdly lucky. That said, I've been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.

Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn't the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.

So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn't matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.

There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.

Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it's always been that way.

Yours,

Conan

Kristin Cavallari of the Hills is 23?!

2010-01-11T21:17:00.000-08:00

Wow, on a good day my Mother looks younger than she does here.
Lay off the blow & booze Kristin, it's bad for you.

Please Tell Me Jennifer Lopez is Filming a Scene in this Sweater

2010-01-11T21:13:00.000-08:00

Nope. She's wearing it on purpose.

Mischa Barton Smiling

2010-01-09T16:50:00.000-08:00

Glad to see she's still around. Seriously, I was getting worried.

Rachel Zoe in a Bikini...

2010-01-08T15:31:00.000-08:00

makes me feel 100% better about gaining weight over the holidays.

Mimi on The People's Choice Awards

2010-01-07T21:31:00.000-08:00

I'm an Award Show junkie but even I don't touch The People's Choice Awards with a 10 foot pole.

I did see a clip of Mariah Carey's waddle up to the stage and it is hilarious. Who shows up drunk for live television?

Oh Mimi, you crazy.

Kate Gosselin Seriously Needs to go Away

2010-01-06T17:17:00.000-08:00

Who's The Grandma? Oh, It's Owen Wilson!

2010-01-05T22:42:00.000-08:00

Okay, that was a tad mean but what is going on with The Wilson Brothers lately?
Luke doing AT&T commercials? And Owen... well... I don't know but he needs to get back to writing and give the rom coms a rest.

Anyone Else Sick of This Story?

2010-01-04T22:50:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year!

2009-12-31T18:47:00.000-08:00

My Favourite Couple...

2009-12-29T17:36:00.000-08:00

and baby makes 3!

Bulletproof Bracelets ~ Obituaries 2009

2009-12-28T20:26:00.000-08:00

Dennis Brutus 85, anti-Apartheid activist, poet, prostate cancer.
Yves Rocher 79, (Rocher cosmetics) cause of death undisclosed.
Percy Sutton 89, civil rights activist, attorney for Malcolm X.
Esther Chavez 76, Mexican women's rights activist, cancer.
Vic Chesnutt 45, musician, muscle relaxant overdose.
Brittany Murphy 32, actress, cardiac arrest.
Alaina Reed Hall 63, actress (Sesame Street) breast cancer.
Chris Henry 26, football player, car accident.
Roy E. Disney 79, entertainment executive, stomach cancer.
Maggie Jones 75, actress (Coronation Street) long illness.
Daul Kim 20, model, suicide.
Jerry Fuchs 34, drummer, fall.
Susan Atkins 61, mason family member, brain cancer.
David Arneson 61, dungeons and dragons creator, cancer.
Mary Travers 72, folk singer, leukemia.
Patrick Swayze 57, actor, pancreatic cancer.
Jim Carrol 60, author, heart attack.
Adam Goldstein 36, DJ, drug overdose.
Dominick Dunne 83, writer, bladder cancer.
Ted Kennedy 77, politician, brain cancer.
Don Hewitt 86, television producer, pancreatic cancer.
Les Paul 94, guitarist/inventor, pneumonia.
Eunice Kennedy Shriver 88, activist, natural causes.
Andy Kessler 48, pro skateboarder, wasp sting.
Frank Borth 91, comic book artist, natural causes.
John Hughes 59, director/screen writer/producer, heart attack.
Frank McCourt 78, author, melanoma.
Walter Cronkite 92, journalist, cerebrovascular disease.
Martin Streek 45, DJ, suicide.
Karl Malden 97, actor (Streets of San Francisco) natural causes.
Billy Mays 50, television pitch man, cause of death undetermined.
Farrah Fawcett 62, actress, cancer.
Michael Jackson 50, propofol intoxication.
Ed McMahon 86, television host, long illness.
Bea Arthur 86, actress, cancer.
IZ the Wiz 50, graffiti artist, heart attack.
David Carradine 72, actor/director, hanged.
Danny Gans 52, entertainer, died in sleep.
Millvina Dean 97, last living passenger aboard The Titanic, pneumonia.
James Whitmore 87, actor, lung cancer.
Arthur Erickson 84, architect, natural causes.
Dom DeLuise 75, actor/comedian, kidney failure.
Marilyn Chambers 56, actress, heart disease.
Shane McConkey 39, extreme skier, base jumping accident.
Jade Goody 27, british television personality, cervical cancer.
Natasha Richardson 45, actress, epidural hematoma.
Ron Silver 62, actor, esophageal cancer.
Wendy Richard 65, actress (EastEnders) breast cancer.
Lux Interior 62, singer/song writer/musician, heart condition.
Richardo Montalban 88, actor, heart failure.

Charlie Sheen Arrested for Domestic Assault

2009-12-25T16:29:00.000-08:00

Denise Richards just got a huge Christmas present.

Charlie Sheen was arrested today in Aspen for second degree assault. The alleged victim is his wife Brooke Mueller.

Merry Christmas to you All!

2009-12-24T14:19:00.001-08:00

I know I've been a lame blogger this year but I wanted to wish a very Merry Christmas to all of you who still pop by from time to time.

May 2010 be amazing for all of us!

Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins Split ~ Bummer

2009-12-23T20:25:00.001-08:00

It's being reported that Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have split after 23 years together. I don't know about you guys but 2009 has been an unprecedented year for the amount of break-ups I've witnessed in my personal life. Some sad some not so sad. It's just been a strange year.

2009-12-23T12:12:00.000-08:00

Jeremy Barker over at Popped Culture has an awesome post that has really cheered me up. I haven't been in a very Christmasy mood this year which is rare for me but I'm starting to feel it. Thanks Jeremy

This one's my fave:

Six Flanders' Praying.

Go take a look!

Spin Ping-Pong Club in Manhattan...

2009-12-22T19:14:00.000-08:00

is my kind of bar!

Susan Sarandon is an investor in SPIN, New York City's first private ping-pong club.
And it's fully licensed! I so wish this bar was in my neighborhood.